Plan A. I had the artwork all planned out for this: My crappy cell phone from 2007 had a camera built in, and I managed to snap some shots of Patty with a—ah, nevermind. My tales of technology moving faster than I was ready for it aren’t as interesting as I first thought.
Plan B: Dig up a photo of the marquee that said “Dillinger Four and Japanther” and use that. Apparently such a photo does not exist. I put the call out to friends who had been to the show to see if anyone had bothered to get one, and the only thing even close to a response I got was my friend Arianne who said “the Marquis marquee sucks because in order to get a half decent picture of that thing, you’ve gotta go stand out in the middle of Larimer St.” She’s right, of course.
Plan C: Challenge Arianne to come up with a recreation of said marquee. Below is the result. If you think you can do better, by all means send me a file or post it in the comments.
Our Science Is Tight
Superpowers Enable Me To Blend In With Machinery
A Floater Left With Pleasure In The Executive Washroom
Get Rich; Suck Dicks
Q. How Many Punks Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb
Maximum Piss And Vinegar
Let Them Eat Thomas Paine
Mosh For Jesus
Clown Cars on Cinder Blocks
New Brains For Everyone
D4=Putting The “F” Back In “Art”
Smells Like OK Soda
By the way, Arianne is currently raising funds to take an art trip to Italy. If you’re reading this and/or you enjoy the blog, please consider throwing 5 or 10 bucks her way. Here’s to hoping she’ll see some marble naked dudes or columns or something and start making some better art.